Thursday, March 11, 2010



On Saturday morning, I danced at the Bellydance Spring Fest. We danced 2 dances and by the time I was finished I was exhausted. It's alot of work! I usually try to take a snack or 2 with me because I like to stay a little while and watch the other dancers but this morning I forgot. I was so concerned with remembering all my props, my sword, my zills, etc, that I forgot to grab something to munch. I was soooo hungry by the time I left that I was vulnerable to Ronny's call...he's so persuasive, charming, so beguiling that you don't see the real him until it's too late! I told myself that it was just 1 time and that it didn't mean anything but down deep I knew I was wrong. It had been so long since I'd felt his touch I was quivering with excitement. I argued with myself, back and forth, until finally.....I resisted! it took all the strength I had left in my body but I thwarted his efforts! I was so proud of myself! I had Astro Burger instead! Les

Friday, February 26, 2010

Who cares?!?!

There once was a girl named Patty,
who became a big ol' fatty.
Her weight was so bad,
she started to look like a lad...
God damn that dumb Dyke Patty...

-The End

Thursday, February 25, 2010

I love this one...

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.


3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.



Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't
get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

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E-Merging News!




Feel lucky that you are the first to know the news of the newest hot couple, Patty and Vin Diesel! Patty and Vin met at the Gold's gym, and rumor has it they are now a couple. Patty has a hard time dealing with the media and photos, but they still find time to workout together several times a day and have been caught together in the following photos.
We'd like to wish the couple the best of luck in their exercise ventures together, and a very happy future together!

Monday, February 22, 2010

February...

So, where did everyone go?  We were doing so well... Patty got sick - people got busy - and the fitness minutes just collapsed.  Come on everyone, get back up on the horse.  I want a shiny calendar... I want the stars to gleam from the page!!  I don't want to see the FBA Go MIA... So, come on everyone!  Get some Dang Stars on the Charts!!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Don't Fall off the Wagon!!

I know that it has been just over 5 weeks for out little group.  Our star chart is starting to grow dim... but now is NOT the time to fall off the wagon ladies.  
Make sure that you are drinking all of your water, that you are getting to the gym whenever possible, and that you are maintaining those portion controls that you have set for yourself.
We are all doing a great job so Keep up the good work!
((Taps Microphone))
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Anyone out there??

CRAP!!
(Leaps from moving wagon)